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by **Nazaraki** » Sat Jul 19, 2008 10:33 am

[Note to self: Never get pregnant]

by **Shakedown 1979** » Sat Jul 19, 2008 11:18 am

Koiya wrote:
@ silverace99 & Shakedown 1979 no i did not ship her off to china or sell her off to feed a chinese family lol where did you come up with that...

Welcome to the Internet. Here is your free fruit basket and bath towel. Heres hoping you dont think that that was too outrageous cause it doesnt scratch the surface ^_^

by **Touki84** » Sat Jul 19, 2008 3:24 pm

Aaaw shes cute! (i didnt say this, so close your eyes when your reading this). :P

I think the bottom line is wether the kid is happy and healthy, the rest pretty much tends to fall into place as time goes by.

Don´t you set up a webcam or something, so she can see you aswell? (Atleast i would want such, IF i was a parent).

I know how my older sister were with her 2 girls (of age 1 and 2). She more or less freaked when we offered to babysit so she could get time for herself and relax, afterall shes a singlemom, so its a tough job, and i often get dragged into helping out.

And how come you didnt relocate and moved to china?

by **silverace99** » Sat Jul 19, 2008 6:05 pm

Touki84 wrote:And how come you didnt relocate and moved to china?

it's not that easy...and in the first place why would she move to china when she can be in NZ instead

by **emetic** » Sat Jul 19, 2008 8:59 pm

silverace99 wrote:adorable T_T

keep her away from emmy though.

Wait, I'm not quite sure what you mean by that >_>

by **silverace99** » Sat Jul 19, 2008 9:31 pm

you'd feed the kid to your cats.

by **emetic** » Sat Jul 19, 2008 10:01 pm

silverace99 wrote:you'd feed the kid to your cats.

Oh ok, that's alright then.

But yeah nah, my cats are pretty picky.

by **Touki84** » Sun Jul 20, 2008 3:00 am

Never said, reclocating would be easy :P
Just asked out of curiousity... Sorry :swt:

And Silver, her reason would be her relatives and um... lets see... her daughter? personally i think that would have been sufficient reason to relocate :P

Anyways, nevermind, moving on! What kind of cats do you have that eat kids!? :O did you smuggle out a tiger or lion from the local zoo? :P
If so, then im happy i live in the far away from them xD

As for the pregnancy pain thingie, not gone through it (thank the gods) but i doubt you can compare the pain with anything else. My sister isnt violent, but she did punch the nurse out of pure frustration and agony from being in labour, as the nurse wanted to wait a little longer before starting with the pushing part (dont know the word, but its something to do with the muscles in the lower region or something like that) :P

by **emetic** » Sun Jul 20, 2008 3:03 am

My cats would eat kids.

by **Touki84** » Sun Jul 20, 2008 3:39 am

Scary...

Note to self: Keep what ever future kids i may have away from emetic.

by **emetic** » Sun Jul 20, 2008 4:43 am

I wish all people were as considerate as you

by **Koiya** » Sun Jul 20, 2008 5:50 am

hmmm my cat is also a bit like emmy's lol um think of Horse from foot rot flats...

Relocating to china.... um no.... my family is here in new zealand, though i have family in aussie, ireland and a few other places most of it is here. and only my inlaws are in china... so thats why i go over for a few months at a time or go for a year then come back.

I tend to travel alot anyway it's um a hobby i guess lol...

and labour pains would turn anyone violent... i think i told my doctor i was going to cut his balls off with a razor if he didnt give me something for the pain ^_^

hahahha but i will say this you forget the pain with time...

put it this way if you compared it to being kicked in the balls labour is worse but at the same time bareable i mean you think ya i'll have another baby in the futre but you dont get a guy saying ya i could do another kick to the balls :lol:

heh!

by **KasugaSan** » Sun Jul 20, 2008 6:46 am

yah if it were me i'd prefer pushing than caesarian cut...scars can be painful

by **Koiya** » Sun Jul 20, 2008 6:58 am

mm problem with pushing is its easy to rip... um you know downstairs :swt:

if you just think of your skin splitting there it sound so painfull then theres the stiches you get to fix the tear... /wah

i had a c section and the scar isnt all that bad it fades after a while and the muscels in your tummy are sore for a few days then its just tender for a few weeks... and now im completely back to normal

so im glad i had a c section also i had to have one or id be dead :wacko:

lol complications during labour blood loss and a whole bunch of things led to an emergency c section they put me under and when i woke up my daughter was next to me... they gave me some great pain killers i was a little out of it haha but no pain at all lol

"some good sh!t" lol

by **Touki84** » Sun Jul 20, 2008 7:24 am

Why thank you em ;)

About the kick in the nuts, your right, you cant compare the pain, since a kick in the nuts isnt really "pain" in that form, its more of a punch in the solar plexus combined with a hell of a lot of cramps, which is why most of us falls to our knees when it happens.

Not very pleasent, and shouldnt be compared with being in labour (Not saying its worse than being in labour, but you get the point).

I mean, we talk about instant loss of breath and extreme massive cramps all at the same time. I speak out of experience, sicne i used to go offroad biking on my BMX and yes, accidents happens... such can easy make one impotent :P

by **emetic** » Sun Jul 20, 2008 8:42 pm

Touki84 wrote:Why thank you em ;)i used to go offroad biking on my BMX and yes, accidents happens... such can easy make one impotent :P

No problem

Yah I mountain bike so yah.

I actually ahd the nickname "balls of steel" for a while after I had a bit of a bad landing in a downhill o_o I hit my seat hard enough to bend my seatpost.
It was uncomfortable.

by **Koiya** » Sun Jul 20, 2008 10:23 pm

when i was around 15 i used to bmx with the boy is my neighbourhood ive seen a few bad landings

id say the cramps you get from being hit in the balls are kinda similar to the cramps of labour just that they come in waves that get longer and longer.
though the pain is all internal i cant say its the same. but to give you sort of an idea imagin the cramps you get after being hit coming again and again and lasting longer each time.... not to mention some people have very long labours and some get complecations that cause more pain.. and after all the cramps you still have to push and what not, you can rip the baby can come out the wrong way etc just painful

if i put it to scale, being hit in the balls is a 7 but feels like a 10 then slowly wears off but labour starts at 1 and goes to 10...

anyway moving on... most pain ive been in recently i dislocated a couple of my fingers today bent them right backwards... at first i was like huh my hand feels weird then saw them and it kinda sunk in... now im typing with one hand heh! docters had to put them back into place lets just say it was rather unpleasent :swt:

by **Touki84** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 11:09 am

Uh... wait... em...? aren't you a girl? o_0 How does "balls of steel" apply to you? :P Or am i confusing things again? (wouldnt be the first time). <.<

I think i speak for every dude in the world when i say this... You do NOT want to feel a kick in the balls over and over in "waves" as you say you do while in labour, and i said it before, cant compare the pain sicne its very different, besides, a kick in the nuts can get anyone to fall into foster position and just beg to be shot on the spot.

And if i am to experience a nutcracking-loss-of-breath kind of feeling over and over i nwaves, then i would beg to be shot in the head right on spot.

As for your fingers Koiya... all I can say is... OUCH!? :P

by **Koiya** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 2:36 pm

yes i agree it cant be compared it is a different kind of pain but i think thats as close as it gets...

as for the fingers they're tender... that sparing session could have gone better :swt:

by **emetic** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 8:44 pm

Touki84 wrote:Uh... wait... em...? aren't you a girl? o_0 How does "balls of steel" apply to you? :P Or am i confusing things again? (wouldnt be the first time). <.<

Nah, I'm a dude. I have a dude avatar.

by **Shakedown 1979** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 10:36 pm

emetic wrote:
Touki84 wrote:Uh... wait... em...? aren't you a girl? o_0 How does "balls of steel" apply to you? :P Or am i confusing things again? (wouldnt be the first time). <.<

Nah, I'm a dude. I have a dude avatar.

Manly avatars FTW HEYO!!!!!

by **Touki84** » Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:07 pm

Appearence can be decieving, so its's best to ask :P

Afterall, there are some blokes who uses girls or girlish pics as avatar anyways, seen it on other forums xD

by **emetic** » Tue Jul 22, 2008 7:59 pm

Blokes with girly avatars? You won't see anything like that on an anime forum.
Mine more often look like cats but I've picked this one for now. Becasue it was a russian picture and I was all hyped up for my Russian holiday.
I'm back now so I guess I could change it to a cat.

by **Singyz** » Tue Jul 22, 2008 8:24 pm

I am a man. You should see my guns. I should start doubling as a bouncer at a strip club for reals.

by **EvilSquirrel** » Tue Jul 22, 2008 8:30 pm

I got four shots yesterday. My arms are so sore :(

that and sunburn have been the worst pain I've experienced in the past year or so, so unmanly

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