:( He called me french
Yop and you have to be proud of it. Each French is proud of being itself.
I'll give you a few tricks to be as French as a parisian.
First thing is you can do everything exactly as you were doing before, don't change anything (selling weapons to african dictators, greeting them, welcoming their bank account, sleeping late in the morning...), all the difference lies in this:
when asked you ABSOLUTELY have to answer : " this is different, we are the country of human rights, and we act righteous, we are not doing this in the same way as (fill it with any country you dislike except Germans, we have been friends with them for 50 years and are neighbours).
Second thing is: Don't joke with food. Simple. Or prepare to be burned :)
Third thing is: enjoy!
Being French always attract stranger ladies (don't really know why, but that's a fact especially in Japan), they love to be called "mademoiselle".
And alcohol is really a thing for French.
Not everyone is an acoholic (our midget president doesn't drink for example), but few of us dislike alcohol... Wine is cultural...
Yop that's it wine IS culture.
So still angry to be French?
Remember it well: our symbolic animal si the cock, because it's the only animal that still can sing when standing in crap...
That was: being French in one lesson (don't do this at home kids :) )
"But what our scientist does not realize is that every time he makes a measurement, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is there changing the results with His Noodly Appendage