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by **Shakedown 1979** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 10:16 am

What kina jive you talkin bout turkey?

by **cheesecake** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 11:17 am

ha! i don't understand half of that sentence...but i guess that is what i mean...

by **SeeG** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 4:29 pm

to hell with proactive
what about all these Enzyte and "natural male enhancement" with Bob the smiling ass
"Bob has a...BIGGER form of confidence"
newsflash, bob has a small wiener and i'm tired of seeing his slave trader smile
i can't change the channel without some mugley fuck saying, "..to enlarge that certain part of the male body...i highly recommend it"
GAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

by **Singyz** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 5:13 pm

SeeG wrote:to hell with proactive
what about all these Enzyte and "natural male enhancement" with Bob the smiling ass
"Bob has a...BIGGER form of confidence"
newsflash, bob has a small wiener and i'm tired of seeing his slave trader smile
i can't change the channel without some mugley fuck saying, "..to enlarge that certain part of the male body...i highly recommend it"
GAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

You should go to their headquarters and penis slap their CEO.

by **silverace99** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 5:45 pm

Singyz wrote:
SeeG wrote:to hell with proactive
what about all these Enzyte and "natural male enhancement" with Bob the smiling ass
"Bob has a...BIGGER form of confidence"
newsflash, bob has a small wiener and i'm tired of seeing his slave trader smile
i can't change the channel without some mugley fuck saying, "..to enlarge that certain part of the male body...i highly recommend it"
GAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
You should go to their headquarters and penis slap their CEO.

The correct term is "Mushroom Stamp" their CEO.

by **Singyz** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 6:42 pm

silverace99 wrote:
Singyz wrote:
SeeG wrote:to hell with proactive
what about all these Enzyte and "natural male enhancement" with Bob the smiling ass
"Bob has a...BIGGER form of confidence"
newsflash, bob has a small wiener and i'm tired of seeing his slave trader smile
i can't change the channel without some mugley fuck saying, "..to enlarge that certain part of the male body...i highly recommend it"
GAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
You should go to their headquarters and penis slap their CEO.

The correct term is "Mushroom Stamp" their CEO.

Oh...my apologies good sir, I should have known this already!

Seems like a penis slap would be like a pimp slap...but a mushroom stamp would be like a punch in the face. Stamp just sounds a whole lot harder...>_>

by **Yumi** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 8:35 pm

I love those enhancement commercials. I mean isn't it great, for your whole family to be watching a loving show together, and then you all get to see a male enhancement commercial together!

by **Cataulin** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 8:37 pm

LOL Id like to enhance Yumi.................................... with mah penis

by **Yumi** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 8:41 pm

that would decrease me sonny bob

by **SeeG** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 11:22 pm

Singyz wrote:
SeeG wrote:to hell with proactive
what about all these Enzyte and "natural male enhancement" with Bob the smiling ass
"Bob has a...BIGGER form of confidence"
newsflash, bob has a small wiener and i'm tired of seeing his slave trader smile
i can't change the channel without some mugley fuck saying, "..to enlarge that certain part of the male body...i highly recommend it"
GAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
You should go to their headquarters and penis slap their CEO.

that's why enzyte was created
because there were dudes cock slapping other dudes with small weiners
yes i know, its fucking gay...and that's why we have enzyte
so that these small franklins can get the frankfooter and cock slap the before mentioned fagalas
its reverse conspiracy

by **Yumi** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 10:15 am

well, that was my education fact of the day.

by **SeeG** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 4:05 pm

i can't say that it doesnt work, but its sort of like being a crackhead in a sense
you're going to have to use that stuff forever to keep your face looking like a baby belly
might as well start calling these lucky people Prohead

by **j3nnlo** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 1:19 pm

That shit doesn't work.
A few of my friends have it, guys & girls included.
No results.

by **emetic** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 9:18 pm

KasugaSan wrote:cats are cool

Hello Kasuga!

by **copas** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 10:47 pm

silverace99 wrote:
Singyz wrote:
SeeG wrote:to hell with proactive
what about all these Enzyte and "natural male enhancement" with Bob the smiling ass
"Bob has a...BIGGER form of confidence"
newsflash, bob has a small wiener and i'm tired of seeing his slave trader smile
i can't change the channel without some mugley fuck saying, "..to enlarge that certain part of the male body...i highly recommend it"
GAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
You should go to their headquarters and penis slap their CEO.

The correct term is "Mushroom Stamp" their CEO.

Not every one has a shroom top.
It would be funny to see the bruise my piercing would leave on his head.

by **Yumi** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 8:16 pm

T M I.

by **Shakedown 1979** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 8:21 pm

Yumi wrote:GAY BAR NOW!

Fixed for clarity

by **Yumi** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 8:41 pm

oh you're such a mind reader

by **MidnightDemon** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 4:30 am

bottom line is, we live in a world where drugs can solve any problem
except cancer
but thats why we have weed

by **Yumi** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 6:53 pm

by **copas** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 6:56 pm

MidnightDemon wrote:bottom line is, we live in a world where drugs can solve any problem
except cancer
but thats why we have weed

If we could get a tumor hooked on coke, it would shrink away to nothing!

by **Shakedown 1979** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 8:35 pm

MidnightDemon wrote:bottom line is, we live in a world where drugs can solve any problem
except cancer
but thats why we have weed

Memon tokes?!

by **MidnightDemon** » Sun Aug 12, 2007 6:42 am

Shakedown 1979 wrote:
MidnightDemon wrote:bottom line is, we live in a world where drugs can solve any problem
except cancer
but thats why we have weed
Memon tokes?!

I dont HAVE cancer, I have a high chance of GETTING it
thats why I cant spend much time out in the sun
and ive earned the title of vampire amongst my friends lol

by **copas** » Sun Aug 12, 2007 8:51 am

MidnightDemon wrote:I dont HAVE cancer, I have a high chance of GETTING it
thats why I cant spend much time out in the sun
and ive earned the title of vampire amongst my friends lol

Sounds like an amazing excuse to watch too much anime. /no1

by **Lucky-7** » Sun Aug 12, 2007 9:50 am

MidnightDemon wrote:
Shakedown 1979 wrote:
MidnightDemon wrote:bottom line is, we live in a world where drugs can solve any problem
except cancer
but thats why we have weed
Memon tokes?!

I dont HAVE cancer, I have a high chance of GETTING it
thats why I cant spend much time out in the sun
and ive earned the title of vampire amongst my friends lol

Isnt that because you dress like one?

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