God Damn bible-carrying-conversionist!

[Mensco]

It's always like this during Christmas and Easter as well as every few weeks. I have a day off and want to sleep in but those fuckers always keep waking me up with their constant ding dongs and knocking.
I once had this guy who kept coming every week or two just trying to convert me just kept waking me up when I'm enjoying my sleep.
Those damn whores ruin it for the rest of the Bible-religions.

[Komataguri]

It's always like this during Christmas and Easter as well as every few weeks. I have a day off and want to sleep in but those fuckers always keep waking me up with their constant ding dongs and knocking.
I once had this guy who kept coming every week or two just trying to convert me just kept waking me up when I'm enjoying my sleep.
Those damn whores ruin it for the rest of the Bible-religions.

I tell them their religion is false and is the precept for war and all that is wrong with the world, and if they do not stop knocking on my door that I would return unto them the horrors they put upon the world in their religions bloody history.


It usually keeps them from coming back.

[silverace99]

It's always like this during Christmas and Easter as well as every few weeks. I have a day off and want to sleep in but those fuckers always keep waking me up with their constant ding dongs and knocking.
I once had this guy who kept coming every week or two just trying to convert me just kept waking me up when I'm enjoying my sleep.
Those damn whores ruin it for the rest of the Bible-religions.

can't you call the cops?

[derrio]

Do what another guy did: Throw water baloons at them and get them nice and violent, then boot them off your property.

[Lucky-7]

I just never answer my door unless I'm expecting someone.

As for the doorbell just disable it.

[derrio]

What about a spritzer, but instead of club soda, it's... dog piss?

[SeeG]

bleh
i can't help but be polite to those people since one of my friends is a jehova's witness
so i just tell them i'm not interested and they leave
it's mostly old black women, so the water balloons full of piss is not a direction i'm going in
angry pissy black women from church are more dangerous than AIDS

[volyund]

Get this



No Preaching sticker on your door.

[silverace99]

hmm nice but no thanks. I don't want someone to burn down my house.

[Vlastokov]

I'd do it. The nest time some fuckin Jehova makes me pull up my shorts from a fap /s/ession to answer the door, I swear to god I'm gonnna nut in their eye and blind them.

[derrio]

Oh, in that case just run out with a black dildo in each hand, screaming maniacally. That'll teach em.

[Sai]

you need a good passive solutions that takes the problem out from the root.

Answer the door naked. After a few times of viewing your wang, they'll get the idea. If they start visiting more frequently, you have a different problem

Cut them off all too quickly: Hey, I believe in evolution and you're all just talking up shit. later. (shut door) The shut door is key. try and time it so you can shut it while they are saying their first sentence of rebuttal.

View 4chan while they're at the door. Share.
Remove hand from pants. Offer hand for shaking

Really you need to find small reasons for them to physically cringe at thinking of visiting your house. Remember that the harsher the situation, the more likely they'll tell their friends. Be creative. points for using a goat.

[silverace99]

View 4chan while they're at the door. Share.
Remove hand from pants. Offer hand for shaking

tru lurker

[Vlastokov]

you need a good passive solutions that takes the problem out from the root.

Answer the door naked. After a few times of viewing your wang, they'll get the idea. If they start visiting more frequently, you have a different problem

Cut them off all too quickly: Hey, I believe in evolution and you're all just talking up shit. later. (shut door) The shut door is key. try and time it so you can shut it while they are saying their first sentence of rebuttal.

View 4chan while they're at the door. Share.
Remove hand from pants. Offer hand for shaking

Really you need to find small reasons for them to physically cringe at thinking of visiting your house. Remember that the harsher the situation, the more likely they'll tell their friends. Be creative. points for using a goat.

Ive never been a passive guy. I dont try things to wait around and see if it worked or not. I do most things once and it either works or doesn't.

[j3nnlo]

They are sneaky bastards.
Apparently they don't just go door to door now, they target ppl, stalk them and pounce on them when they see an opening >.>

I got a whole shpiel on my 15 min walk to work from campus.

Oh and of course there are those student groups @ the student centre handing out pamphlets and asking me to pray with them while I'm trying to study/enjoy my lunch.

[kuraruka]

you need a good passive solutions that takes the problem out from the root.

Answer the door naked. After a few times of viewing your wang, they'll get the idea. If they start visiting more frequently, you have a different problem

Cut them off all too quickly: Hey, I believe in evolution and you're all just talking up shit. later. (shut door) The shut door is key. try and time it so you can shut it while they are saying their first sentence of rebuttal.

View 4chan while they're at the door. Share.
Remove hand from pants. Offer hand for shaking

Really you need to find small reasons for them to physically cringe at thinking of visiting your house. Remember that the harsher the situation, the more likely they'll tell their friends. Be creative. points for using a goat.

Ive never been a passive guy. I dont try things to wait around and see if it worked or not. I do most things once and it either works or doesn't.

Your original idea's plenty good if you ask me. Don't forget to take pictures.

[Yumi]

you're retarded

[kuraruka]

For necroposting? A simple oversight, I assure you. I'm just very, very bored.

[emetic]

Peow Peow

[bakam0n]

Oh yeah lots of bad assery going on here.

ITT: HOW TO BE A TOUGH GUY WHEN IT DOESN'T MATTER.

[kuraruka]

Oh yeah lots of bad assery going on here.

ITT: HOW TO BE A TOUGH GUY WHEN IT DOESN'T MATTER.

IT ALWAYS MATTERS. GRRRR

[Shakedown 1979]

Peow Peow

Meow Meow =3

[KasugaSan]

Peow Peow

Meow Meow =3

Adorable!!! I wish she's mine!!!

[emetic]

Peow Peow

Meow Meow =3

Adorable!!! I wish she's mine!!!

:########## Yay shinobi ^^ he looks so much like scsi that I can only tell that it's not him by the unfamiliar design on the pillow/duvet/blanket thar.

I can never ermember if SHinobi is a boy or a girl though u-u

Ergo's eating a piece of cherry ripe o-o

[Shakedown 1979]

Ergo is cute :)

Shinobi is techincally an ennuch or however its spelled since he was casturated. Hes still cute though. I was reading up about russian blues and I guess cats like Shinobi are sought after cause of thier pretty soft coats and that they develop close relationships with thier masters and I know Shinobi loves me

Cats are pretty cool