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by **Noumenitis** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 10:24 pm

A haiku is a seventeen syllable poem in three lines. First line has five syllables, second line has seven, third line has five. Traditionally, a haiku tries to evoke meaning more than it tries to mean anything in itself... or, to put it another way, it tries to capture a moment in time, both subjectively and objectively. But you don't really have to remember that last part. I've already forgotten it.

If you already knew all that, I apologize for speaking down to you.

So the game goes like this. First player comes up with a five syllable line, second player comes up with a seven syllable line, third player comes up with a five syllable line, and then the haiku is complete. Fourth player starts a new haiku with a five syllable line, fifth player follows with a seven syllable line, and so on....

If this seems complicated to you, read it again. All the information is there.

So, I'm the first player. And I start with a five syllable line. Which is this:

Dark snow ringing falls

(Your lines don't necessarily have to make sense, but it would be nice if they at least made sense to you)

by **EvilSquirrel** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 10:29 pm

A man faps with his left hand

by **Noumenitis** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 11:07 pm

If the snow rings flat.

by **Vlastokov** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 11:56 pm

Vlas has a big dick

by **Noumenitis** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 11:57 pm

Cherry blossoms spin clockwise

by **Noumenitis** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 1:58 am

Round Vlas's yoni.

Sound it out, it's five syllables.

Sleeves dragged through weeping
Tides laden with heavy damp
Pained knuckles wringing.

There's a haiku. And I just made that one up, so it's not like it's hard. Next person who brings DICK into it... will be cursed by whatever god oversees haikus. Trust me, there is such a god. And me and him, we're tight.

Doesn't have to make sense, but try to be more original than DICK.

Here's my start of a new one:

Vaginal fluid

(Five syllables. Expand. NO DICK!)

Edit: Fap is just as stupid as dick.

by **KunJinky** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 3:01 am

Noumenitis hates PENIS.

by **Vlastokov** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 7:01 am

Oh that's a good one

by **derrio** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 8:16 am

LOL

I'm laughing so hard in class right now. HAHAHAHA

You asked for it, Nou.

Up in her bedroom.

by **Singyz** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 10:06 am

She really wants to cry out

(this was my 1,000th post!)
and i like this game

by **Vlastokov** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 10:31 am

'Cause of my big dick

by **Singyz** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 11:03 am

cereal is good

by **Vlastokov** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 11:38 am

Eating breakfast starts you right

by **Cataulin** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 4:04 pm

When you beat your wife

(am I doing this right?)

by **Singyz** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 5:31 pm

Yes you are Katie

by **silverace99** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 6:05 pm

A pedo crazed otaku

by **Cataulin** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 6:05 pm

All the girls love my gravy

(couldnt figure out somethin better)

by **KunJinky** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 6:09 pm

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by **silverace99** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 6:24 am

Koma hates pussy

by **Cataulin** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 9:22 am

Koma loves the Penises

(thats 7 right?)

by **Chiisu** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 9:24 am

Oh shit I have one.

by **Singyz** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 10:15 am

My glass is half full

by **KasugaSan** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 10:50 am

it is also half empty :(

by **Singyz** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 11:57 am

damn the bartender

by **Chiisu** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 12:28 pm

not4chan has died

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