Why do girls ask 'does this dress make me look fat?'

[DriftngAsh]

...I'm pretty sure I'm not evil...

nm

[EvilSquirrel]

Hmm, I might be evil. I thought for a second my name was EvilSquirrel, then I passed it off as some random nonsense thought.

[Supreme Dictator]

"Evilness is in!" Esme Squalor from A series of unforturnate events.

[KasugaSan]

he~ you like that movie? for me......not much of a humor and it have inconclusive ending....

[Supreme Dictator]

i didn't watch the movie. I read the book. ^^ its a children's book and adorable.

[Spike]

Evilness sucks.
A chaotic mind is best. It's neither bad nor good, perfect for human nature.
But it's fun to be evil some times...

[KasugaSan]

and so it is!!! like stabbing at people's back for example..

[Supreme Dictator]

i'd do it literally but not back stabbing.

[jonas1692]

If a girl asks u if she looks fat with this or w/e just eat a twix and say it so she wont understand u atleast eat the whole thing so u will mumble

[silverace99]

If a girl asks u if she looks fat with this or w/e just eat a tqix and say it so she wont understand u atleast eat the whole thing so u will mumble

then she'll get pissed off because it will be obvious you are evading the question, and thus implying that she is indeed fat. good try but no cigar.

[KunJinky]

hmmm... so if i get fat, then would no one ask me that question in the first place?

[Supreme Dictator]

.....hm.....i think you'll still get asked the qn.

[KunJinky]

but would anyone believe me.

[DriftngAsh]

but would anyone believe me.

You could use yourself as a point of reference.

I'm just sure saying that she doesn't look as fat as you would be well received.

[Xandra Kitee]

Hum... I don't know.

Lot of girls would go : So I DO look fat ?! not minding for even a second other's people feelings.

[KasugaSan]

heheh that would remind me of Anger Management...where the guy went home with this psychotic blonde chick....

[KunJinky]

but would anyone believe me.

You could use yourself as a point of reference.

I'm just sure saying that she doesn't look as fat as you would be well received.

The sad reality is that I'm fairly skinny.

...useing references in the past hasn't helped me.

[highofftofux]

Wow...i'm so pathetic, sitting here and reading all these threads and posting so much. And reading all of your complaints. But don't be offended cuz i hav shit load of complaints too.

[silverace99]

let's make a new answer to this classic question.

girl: do i look fat?

boy: Well, seeing that we live in the US and at least a quarter of the population are as tubby as stuffed turkeys, no, you aren't fat at all.

girl: uhh.....so, i'm not fat?

boy: ...erm, you could say that.

[volyund]

No, that's the logic way,

There is no way that's gonna work...

[EvilSquirrel]

Wow...i'm so pathetic, sitting here and reading all these threads and posting so much. And reading all of your complaints. But don't be offended cuz i hav shit load of complaints too.

Posting so much? I got 138 posts in one day on the WoW forums.

[Roy-Kr]

i just answer "sure" everytime someone asks me that because then they will stop asking me

[Vlastokov]

No, that's the logic way,

There is no way that's gonna work...

Women aren't logical.

FACT

[Sparhawk]

The simple answer to a question of do I look fat is a resounding no. If you care anything for the girl you can't put it any other way lest you hurt her feelings. And she'll probably get pissed at you.

[Vlastokov]

Fuck them. I'll tell her to go lose some weight.

I hate their stupidities.