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by **Kirika** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 7:14 am

I like 13 year olds o.o

Website · by **McDohl** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 7:19 am

Mel: I know, that's where the humor was, lol.

On a side note, I dunno bout the other two but I'm done teasin' now, lol.

by **Melyanna** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 7:23 am

lol, Kirika, I believe I saw something about pedo-ism with you

I know, but you understand I did have to say what I did the way I said it or the whole scene wouldn't have been played out correctly...did that make sense? lol perhaps I should have been more outraged? "McDohl, is that how you see me?!!!!"

sure about that? lol, think you've just become my favorite then

by **Spike** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 7:31 am

Oh thee slimer...I shall let loose the killing owls, so they may indulge you into the dark world of chaos and destruction. The world will be my playground, those wo stand against me shall be buried beneath the seven seas and so shall serve my bidding in the after live.
I, the Lord of Chaos, ruler of both, the living and the dead, shall see fit to it...that I'm gonna cast a spellz that makes youz fall down ~
Well anyways I'm fresh out of fresh ideas (hah! fresh-fresh nice word play huh? ~)
Exept maybe oni...since when you get old, you tend to be tempted by the dark side and become real evil...I mean look at white mage...don't tell me you thought she was around 20 do you? She's an old hag...an evil old hag =P
*builds himself a bunker and goes in hiding*
*also glares to the owl, to not come up with any countermeasures*

by **h00th00t** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 7:33 am

Melyanna wrote:ba-san? no ba in the nickname! sheesh, *glaring at both* be lucky I don't nailgun certain body parts up over your head.... I'd rather be ka-san in comparison to that, onee-san would be better

ok...the link to sydney morning herald is crap...so here's a pic!

and here is the story!

A dentist found the source of the toothache Patrick Lawler was complaining about on the roof of his mouth: a 10-centimetre nail the construction worker had unknowingly embedded in his skull six days earlier.

A nail gun backfired on Lawler, 23, on January 6 while working in Breckenridge, a ski resort town in the central Colorado mountains. The tool sent a nail into a piece of wood nearby, but Lawler didn't realise a second nail had shot through his mouth, said his sister, Lisa Metcalse.

Following the accident, Lawler had what he thought was a minor toothache and blurry vision. On Wednesday, after painkillers and ice didn't ease the pain, he went to a dental office where his wife, Katerina, works.

"We all are friends, so I thought the (dentists) were joking ... then the doctor came out and said 'There's really a nail,"' Katerina Lawler said. "Patrick just broke down. I mean, he had been eating ice cream to help the swelling."

He was taken to a suburban Denver hospital, where he underwent a four-hour surgery. The nail had plunged four centimetres into his brain, barely missing his right eye, Metcalse said.
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"This is the second one we've seen in this hospital where the person was injured by the nail gun and didn't actually realise the nail had been embedded in their skull," neurosurgeon Sean Markey told KUSA-TV in Denver. "But it's a pretty rare injury."

Lawler was recovering in hospital today, where he was expected to spend several more days.

Despite his lack of medical insurance and hospital bills between $US80,000 ($104,561.5) and $US100,000 ($130,701.87), Katerina Lawler said her husband is in good spirits.

"The doctors said, 'If you're going to have a nail in the brain, that's the way you want it to be,"' she said. "He's the luckiest guy, ever."

by **Melyanna** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 7:35 am

I said 32, Spike, not 82! *sits outside bunker with skinning knife in one hand and grenade in other*

oh btw *applauds the moving speech you made before insulting me*

oh I said nailguns because of personal reasons, I co-run a construction business, lol

by **Scaper-X** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 7:39 am

And here she was going to be civil about gutting you.

Now look what you did!
-- Scaper-X

by **h00th00t** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 7:39 am

LOL

it just went along suit with that news article i was reading...how could you not notice a nail lodged in your head?

man...a con-business would rock...run around shooting nails at everyone...

by **Sunabouzu** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 7:40 am

Hah she can kill you and hide the body .....>_<

by **Spike** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 7:42 am

You do know I am a dangerous man...in fact I have created....
Teh Teletubies

Now fear me, the bringer of evil :twisted:

and please don't hurt me ~

Website · by **McDohl** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 7:42 am

Ummm.......as far as I read she co-runs, lol. And nailguns appear everywhere because having your rear stapled shut is the funniest way to go.

by **Melyanna** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 7:43 am

I'm always civil, gutting or not gutting, it's a matter of style and technique after all

that does happen btw, nailgun fights on the jobsite, but there's a rule that you have to be a certain distance just for the sake of not seriously hurting anyone.

Please, Sunabouzu, don't give any hints away...I like to give surprises
*laughing at everyone else's comments*

and with that said can we please get back on topic before we all get in trouble lol, I mean this isn't a Bash Mel into Evilness thread

by **Spike** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 7:45 am

Melyanna wrote:and with that said can we please get back on topic before we all get in trouble lol

Yes...now could we pls keep this as civil as possible...we do not want to insult our friendly co posters, we all now how long some of us have dwelled on this planet thus for, so we should respect our elders...nuff said
*secretly points to Mel*

Well now, how old was everybody again =P
/jk

by **Melyanna** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 7:49 am

*smacks Spike upside the head*

older than you obviously :P smart@*& (not sure on swearing rule here)

by **h00th00t** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 7:57 am

LOOK...ITS A DISTRACTION!

/point to the pink elephant

now back to topic!

/shakes fist!

by **Melyanna** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 7:59 am

*waits for someone new to post their age while throwing rocks at hOOthOOt's pink elephant* anyone?

by **Spike** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 8:09 am

Anyone interested how old my evil cat is?

Trying to stop boredom to spread since just a few moments ago ~

by **Melyanna** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 8:15 am

*takes up chance on unboredenism* well since you said you tried to give it a bath when you were a kid, I'm guessing 10?

by **h00th00t** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 8:18 am

by **Melyanna** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 8:20 am

AH! Cursed Pink Elephants *starts throwing rocks again while waiting for Spike to reply*

by **h00th00t** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 8:21 am

they throw back...better watch out!

by **Spike** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 8:25 am

...you are truly evil to have guessed it after one guess ._.
Go pink elefant of doom...bring destruction to the world and everybody that dwells on it (exept for me) ~

by **h00th00t** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 8:26 am

(exept for me)

YOU LIE!

by **Melyanna** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 8:29 am

* uses Spike as a shield against P.E.D, so he gets hit instead of me* that's what you get for calling me evil!

by **Scaper-X** » Mon Jan 17, 2005 8:30 am

Spike wrote:Anyone interested how old my evil cat is?

You never did go into why your evil cat was evil, now did you.

For lack of others posting their ages, just how old is this malicious feline?
-- Scaper-X

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