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Postby h00th00t » Sun May 08, 2005 4:49 pm

why do you have to go somewhere to be neked?
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Postby DriftngAsh » Sun May 08, 2005 4:50 pm

So they don't arrest you.
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Postby h00th00t » Sun May 08, 2005 4:53 pm

sif getting arrested is a deterrent to getting neked
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Postby KunJinky » Sun May 08, 2005 5:00 pm

The law deters me from killing people. >_>
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Postby h00th00t » Sun May 08, 2005 5:05 pm

i could probably get away with murder in australia...our law system sucks balls
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Postby Lucky-7 » Sun May 08, 2005 5:18 pm

Depends who you kill, If I go out and murder a hobo then it wont even make the news. But murder a doctor or a small child and you're gonna fry.
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Postby EvilSquirrel » Sun May 08, 2005 7:34 pm

Lucky-7 wrote:Depends who you kill, If I go out and murder a hobo then it wont even make the news. But murder a doctor or a small child and you're gonna fry.

What if this child happens to be a hobo?
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Postby h00th00t » Sun May 08, 2005 7:55 pm

then the hobo community would rise up against you and cause an uproar...over-running the city with hobo riots!
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Postby KunJinky » Sun May 08, 2005 7:58 pm

or it makes tv movie of the week.

either way you're screwed.
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Postby silverace99 » Sun May 08, 2005 8:01 pm

girl: Do I look fat?

Me: *exasperated at being asked this so many times* You know what? YES YOU DO!

girl: *stares at me like I committed treason*

Me: Oh fuck....hehe.... just joking?

girl: you're dead.

Me: meep.
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Postby Supreme Dictator » Mon May 09, 2005 1:38 am

Serves you right!!! MUAHAHAHAHA...

*pokes hooT* watch your language, if an australian official happens to stumble across this forum, you're DEAD.
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Postby MidnightDemon » Mon May 09, 2005 5:46 am

silverace99 wrote:girl: Do I look fat?

Me: *exasperated at being asked this so many times* You know what? YES YOU DO!

girl: *stares at me like I committed treason*

Me: Oh *abcd*....hehe.... just joking?

girl: you're dead.

Me: meep.


lol
yeh - ^ the wrong way to do it
Im so bored...
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Postby Godfather » Mon May 09, 2005 9:37 am

there is no 'right way' to do it...
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Postby silverace99 » Mon May 09, 2005 9:55 am

i'm just tired of girls constantly complaining that they are fat when they clearly aren't, ya know? I have to say SOMETHING, so if i tell them they're not fat, they'll just tell me they are. over and over.

And if i say nothing, then they take my silence to mean that they ARE fat. It's horrible, i tell you. I mean, i totally like girls and stuff, and there is one who is particularly important to me (sadly not vice versa), but what a pain in the ass.

hehe nah, i didn't really get in TOO much trouble for saying that. just some.
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Postby Godfather » Mon May 09, 2005 10:01 am

silverace99 wrote:And if i say nothing, then they take my silence to mean that they ARE fat. It's horrible, i tell you. I mean, i totally like girls and stuff, and there is one who is particularly important to me (sadly not vice versa), but what a pain in the ass.


But if she doesn't like you back, then you can say whatever and it won't really upset her that much.
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Postby silverace99 » Mon May 09, 2005 10:03 am

Godfather wrote:But if she doesn't like you back, then you can say whatever and it won't really upset her that much.


the look in their eyes says otherwise.
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Postby Godfather » Mon May 09, 2005 10:04 am

silverace99 wrote:

the look in their eyes says otherwise.


whats she going do to? break up with you?
/no1
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Postby silverace99 » Mon May 09, 2005 10:31 am

...good point.
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Postby Supreme Dictator » Mon May 09, 2005 11:24 pm

Am i fat? *mock horror*
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Postby Godfather » Mon May 09, 2005 11:39 pm

hell yes!
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Postby Sunabouzu » Mon May 09, 2005 11:55 pm

Godfather wrote:hell yes!



I second that
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Postby Supreme Dictator » Tue May 10, 2005 2:22 am

EVIL. You're all EVIL.
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Postby Lucky-7 » Tue May 10, 2005 6:38 am

Supreme Dictator wrote:EVIL. You're all EVIL.


Guilty as charged.
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Postby silverace99 » Tue May 10, 2005 10:17 am

bwahaha.... Supreme is lecturing US on evil. riiiiiiiight. :p
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Postby Godfather » Tue May 10, 2005 11:59 am

I'm not evil!

I'm a... Anti-hero!
Like Tommy Vercetti /no1
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