to jack thompson

[Mystic Thunder]

here ya go.

ARTHUR: Consult the Book of Armaments!
MAYNARD: Armaments, Chapter Two, Verses Nine to Twenty-One.
BROTHER: "And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high,
saying, 'Oh, Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou
mayest blow thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord
did grin, and people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and
carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and
fruit bats, and large --"
MAYNARD: Skip a bit, Brother.
BROTHER: "And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out
the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less.
Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the
counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either
count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is
right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be
reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards
thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'"

[Mystic Thunder]

this is another thing.

[Holy Hell]

[KasugaSan]

who's jack tompson? some guy opposing to gaming or something?

[zDooom]

Google it, he is becoming one of the most hated guys in america by everyone who plays video games.....

[KasugaSan]

i could guess from those post...i did google it after i ask that question......not really a prob to asia tho....

[xinji]

Google it, he is becoming one of the most hated guys in america by everyone who plays video games.....

you can probably tack canada onto that list.

oh, and that case where he's fighting for the officers that got killed due to some turdface kid who blamed it on GTA, the families of those officers dont want him to be their representation any more. as the guys from penny-arcade put it, we're lucky to have an incompetent douch or else we actually might be in trouble

http://www.gamespot.com/news/6139206.html

[derrio]

Jack Thompson is an old-boy lawyer from the sunny state of Florida who got turned down for the senate (or was it that he was in the senate but sucked?)... either way he's the Biggest Douche in the Universe.

He's advocated against the hula hoop, Elvis, comic books, MTV, and now video games. Ass you can see, it's just a generational thing (I said ass, hehe), so whatever the next big entertainment medium may be, someone from his demented corner of the galaxy will be against it.

I'm so glad he doesn't have kids. >_>

*edit* Added for your enjoyment: Jack Thompson Wikipedia Page

[Elfen]

He just wanna attract attention from the WHOLE WORLD.

[Sparhawk]

Why is the world turning back to the time of censership. People in the government should realise it's not 1955 anymore. The 60's and 70's should have alivated all stupid crap like censership.

[KasugaSan]

he's against hoola hoops? that guy is twisted man.....

[hsuehlui]

Huh? Hula hoops? What are they meant to cause? (can't think of anything)... Weird guy, he must be really bored or nothing better to do with his life..

[Holy Hell]

He actually lives near me. In Miami. I had his phone number and everything.

I really wanted to pay his house a little visit.

[Mystic Thunder]

please do

[MidnightDemon]

He is soo close minded ... I hate ppl like that
he says alll gamers are "crack addicted"...

[KasugaSan]

...nerds do play game...i don't see them crack addict....
and i have the coolest chemistry teacher eva~ and he plays GTA:San Andreas PC version and all those mass shooting game with his wife!! And he almost have an IQ almost up to the ppl in the society of smart ppl, take that for a crack addict.

[derrio]

You should see the emails and phone call transcripts that went on between him and the guy from Penny Arcade lol

Hula hoops were targets because of the motion of the hips, and at that time, society wasn't very open. That's why he was against Elvis too, motion of the hips.

[Mystic Thunder]

damn bastard.

i wonder what they are gonna go for next. pets? books? cell phone??


oh and this is off topic. did you guys know that it is illegal to play video games in greece.

[frumplstlskn]

I only laugh at people like this and don't let it get under my collar. It's not like he will ever accomplish anything, it's too much of a big industry.

So now you know, and knowing is half the battle

[Mystic Thunder]

G.I.JOE!!!!

damn you frump

[Xandra Kitee]

*edit* Added for your enjoyment: Jack Thompson Wikipedia Page

If half of what is written is correct, this man is ill. And I mean it seriously, not as an insult. He lies, he is paranoid and he seems to be totally restless.

Looks like serious symptoms of mental disease to me.

[Elfen]

*edit* Added for your enjoyment: Jack Thompson Wikipedia Page

If half of what is written is correct, this man is ill. And I mean it seriously, not as an insult. He lies, he is paranoid and he seems to be totally restless.

Looks like serious symptoms of mental disease to me.

Completely agree with this wise lady.
I also would like to state that he looks ugly.

[derrio]

oh and this is off topic. did you guys know that it is illegal to play video games in greece.

I thought that law was retracted? I remember when they put it up, because of illegal gambling in online card games. Yea, so you ban shooters and RPGs too? God, what a bunch of smacktards.

Everything posted on that wikipedia is true. Since wikipedia is a public-run dictionary, it passes alot of eyes before it gets it's permanent spot.

[Xandra Kitee]

Everything posted on that wikipedia is true.

I've made it a rule to never EVER take anything for granted.

Wikipedia does have error and false informations like everything else.

[derrio]

Well there's more than 20 people that do nip and tuck on that page.

Besides, if it were wrong, they'd have been sue'd by JT by now lol